主题：光棍节宣言

一人消费，没有拖累，

                                         独立自主，拍板干脆,

                                       不扫房屋，不叠床被，

                                          不听罗嗦，不会下跪，

                                       不看脸色，不用惧内，

                                          没有吵闹，没有眼泪，

所有收入，自己支配，

                                          花钱潇洒，当家绝对，

                                     朋友相聚，乱侃胡吹，

                                           参加饭局，满足肠胃，

                                       能吃能饿，能喝能醉，

                                           能爱能恨，能熬能睡，

                                         搂抱亲吻，无所忌讳，

                                   奔波劳累，身心疲惫，

                                        我行我素，无怨无悔，

                                     人生短暂，自由可贵，

                                        单身倍好，光棍万岁!